words in movies
Phoebe: All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!
Chandler: Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had.
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Ross: Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
RACHEL: Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
Phoebe: Oh, he needed some time to grieve.
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Ross: Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Phoebe: All the time when you're cooking.
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
Sally: It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
JADE: Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?
Chandler: Hmm, lets see if it comes up this time. (He looks at his cards and shrugs.)
[Time lapse, Ross and Joey are eating Rachels disaster.]
Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. "je".
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
Joey: Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
Monica screaming at Ross: Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time!
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Monica: Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
Ross: Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand
Ross: Ok, Michelle, it�s time to go.
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Benjamin: I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?
Chandler: Cheese, its smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too.
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face.]
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Monica: Come on! Come on! Hurry! Were running out of time! Huddle up!
[Time lapse: Ross looks likes he's been trying to fix his computer but just closes it as if giving up]
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Monica: I guess, in time.
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Charlie: I had a great time.
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Joey: All right, watch me! (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Ready?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!
[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]
[Time lapse, they're still on the ride along and Joey is just sniffing his sandwich.]
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
(Time lapse)
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
(Time lapse)
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Ross: I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so great. But at the same time Im thinking, "Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."
Joey: (to Ross and Rachel) I've been here the whole time!
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.
Phoebe: If I havent said it before: shes a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going towhat the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which shes been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? Whats the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, its nice! May I try a pink one?
Ross: Its okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.
Chandler: (to Ross) Maybe you do that next time you get married!
Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Ross: It didn't spend much time on the wall!!!
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
Dr. Miller: 1 2 (She flinches on 2 this time.)
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
[time lapse – they are still in the hall]
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
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Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
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Joey: Okay, for next time, what do you say?
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[Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the cars still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]
Monica: Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
[Time lapse, Phoebe is asleep, Joeys driving and having a hard time staying awake.]
Monica: You don't know military time?
Chandler: (angrily) Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask! (He storms out.)
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...