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Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Monica: Here, take a couple of these. (She gets up to grab a couple of pills.)
Phoebe: Oh no, I dont believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (Shes pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
Joey: (reading) "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I can not help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving and " And then I cant think of a good word for right here. (He points to the stop on the paper where he left off.)
Joey: Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels Also what is with these chips you bought?
PHOEBE: Alright, I'm sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week, it's Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]
JOEY: Rach, these are for you.
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Rachel: Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton thingies?
CHANDLER: Yeah alright. What're these, raisins?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain everything as we go through it.
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Malcom: These are my night vision goggles. This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park. And these are Mad Lips, they're just for fun.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
RACHEL: Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching.
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Joey: It's okay, these things happen.
MNCA: Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Monica: Not at these prices.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
Rachel: Uhm... you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.
EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
RACHEL: These are from Halloween three years ago.
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Mr. Geller: ...And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Joey: These little women. Wow!
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
The Grip: These got left for ya. (He hands him a bunch of helium balloons.)
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Monica: They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra (takes some tickets out of her bra and gives them to Phoebe)...
Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Phoebe: My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these (She squeezes the skin on her chin together to form )
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.
Rachel: All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
MNCA: [holding bottles] Does anybody want these?
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Rachel: Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.
Phoebe: These old things.
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Ross: (speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!
MRS BUFFAY: What are these, stitches?
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
WAITER: (with tray and two drinks)� Excuse me.� Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.
Ross: ...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Ross: Ohh, these are pretty good.
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
PHOEBE: I sense these things. It was either but or butter.
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
ROSS: Hey, let's bring the rest of these down to the truck.
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
JOEY: What are these, like famous chickens?
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Ross: (looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.