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Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Chandler: Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.
Joey: Aww, there we go.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.
[Scene: A blackjack table, it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman.]
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Ross: Okay, there was some staring and pointing.
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in thereOoh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)
[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Janine and Chandler are there]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.
Monica: Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
Monica: We are there!
Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?
Phoebe: Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
Phoebe: Hi, its Phoebe. Listen someones gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehack, cause its like 9:15 now, and Im not there.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Monica: So-so there is no party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Joey is there.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Phoebe: Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Chandler: So shes just waiting over there for ya?
Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way youre doing this wedding now. Okay?
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Monica: Hi, Chandler. There you are.
Rachel: (Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Chandler: (spotting her) Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: (finishing removing her bra) Okay, there.
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
All: I dont have anything. (All of the rest of the women there hide their gifts behind their backs.)
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Ross: Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Chandler: Theres no back to this couch!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
(Theres an awkward silence.)
Janice: Im telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say theyre gonna be there until they start their real family.
Rachel: Get your hands out of there! No!
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey is there.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.]
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency, Joey is there to see his agent.]
Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.]
Ross: Is there somebody else?
Joey: Okay, but lets say there was. How might that go?
Chandler: There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news.]
(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebes door.)
Chandler: You just thought of that in there?
Joey: Shes right in there. (motions to the living room)
Ross: But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I dont think theres really anything you can do about it.
Chandler: Honey, it is not a date! I havent talked to her in ten years! You cant just call up somebody you havent talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, yknow? You gotta, you got to put in some time.
Ross: Oh, oh there go the clothes.
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
Dr. Leedbetter: There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind.
Chandler: No, there were two.
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.