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[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ROB: How did you know there was a but?
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
ROSS: Well, there goes my whole belief system.
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.]
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
MONICA: Ross, there he is.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, let's try one more. . . there you go, say Ernie's, 8 o'clock.
SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...
PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
JOEY: Are you naked in there?
JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
Joey: They did it right there on the couch.
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it.)
Phoebe: Thats right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know Ive had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And Im sure youve had them for us.
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.
Woman: Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Chandler: (finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)
Ross: Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Monica: Is there? Is there someone else?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]
Chandler: (to Joey) My lighters in there! (points to the cab)
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Chandler: Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? (Holds up 3 of them in different colors.)
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]
Passenger #1: We're all getting off. There is no Philange!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.]
Ross: (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
Phoebe: Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them.
Chandler: Wish I could switch with someone. I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.
ROSS: Well, there you go.
Joey: A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there already are in there.) A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
PHOEBE: You're there!
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Joey: No-no, stay right there. (Monica stops and Joey flips her a pancake, which flies over her head and lands in the living room.) Gettin closer.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Ross: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Phoebe: See, there you go, the cleansing works!
Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
[Scene: At the counter. Ross is sitting there, drinking. Phoebe approaches him.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
Mike: There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Chandler and Joey: Yeah! Why dont you stick around. You can sit right there.
RACHEL: Hey Phoebs, whatcha got there?
MR. GELLER: You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
(The rest of the crew start to drive away leaving Joey sad, alone, and holding his congratulatory balloons as the song comes up again. La-la-la. See, I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain! In the desert you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La-la-la, la, la, la )
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? Theres only one question.
Chandler: Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.]
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Lydia: There is no father.
Charlie: (smiling and thinks for a moment)... no... bu but there was my first boyfriend Billy.
Joey: Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Mike: Uhm, did you guys know that there is a giant ice sculpture in the hall?
Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didnt propose.
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]
SUSAN: Yeah, a woman I went to college with just became the first female blacksmith down there.
Monica: We should get over there and see if she's okay. (switching places with Ross) Just one...second! Score! (Monica scores, high-fives with Ross) Game! Come on. (Monica and Phoebe leave)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.]
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Laura: Is he alright out there by himself?
GUNTHER: There you go.
Joey: Power saw kinda got away from me there.
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesnt like it.) Its batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Chandler: No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.
Joey: Oh sure, right back there. (Points.)
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Ross: Okay, there was some staring and pointing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
Ross: Oh sure, come here! (Sits her up) Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, (rolls the machine closer) its-its-its, its right there (Points).
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Joey: Ms. Monroe (She slaps him) Oh there you go. (She storms off, leaving Joey standing next to Dina. They share a nod at the ferocity of the slap they just received.)
ROSS: Ok, here, here. There we go.
Ross: Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there.