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Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Rachel: Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
Chandler: I sent them home.
Ross: We have to stop them before something happens!
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]
(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp in the process.)
Monica: Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
Joey: We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding.
Ross: (stopping them) Okay, that-thats enough! Yknow, lets, lets let someone else play.
Chandler: (to them) Its okay, I got a plan.
Monica: Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)
Monica: Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out. (hands them the poem)
Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Monica: Oh, play them!
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.
Monica: Phoebe, we lost half of them.
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Chandler: Wow!! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?
Rachel: No, one of them...
Monica: Both of them?
Rachel: I know them from work.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
(They don't move, just look all around them.)
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
{Transcriber's Note: The credits list two characters, Tia and Samantha, who I assume are the sweaty women Joey and Chandler meet. However, I don't know which is which, so I've simply called them Woman #1 and Woman #2.}
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
The Vendor: Hes just jealous. Youll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Joey: Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.
(Joey spots them and walks towards them)
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(Charlie walks up to them.)
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.
(some paleontologists interrupt them)
Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! Ive been looking for this for like a month!
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)
Joey: Ok! (Opens the door for them)
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
(Suddenly a siren goes off behind them.)
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: You heard them say that?
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
(They run down the street with Ross and Rachel following right behind them.)
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Ross: Well, let's just go in there and face them.
Rachel: I lent them to Ross.
Monica: I do, but Rachel borrowed them.
Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)
Ross: I gave them to Joey.
Doug: Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six. They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park!
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Phoebe: (patting her bag) I got them!
Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. (He pulls them out of the bag.)
(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater to clean them.)
Phoebe: Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Monica: All right, everybody open them!
Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
Monica: Hey, let me tell them!
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
ROSS: I talked to Rachel's sisters, neither of them can come.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Mackenzie: Then you gotta let them go.
Woman On Train: I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I win.
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Ross: Okay, and oh Im gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.
Chandler: All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?
Ross: Ohh, you can see them, huh?
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Monica: We can't split them up!
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Director: Next on the platforms are (He points to the right of Ross and Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. He points away from them) you two! And (He points the other way, and Ross and Monica follow his arm. Again he points away.) You two!
Chandler: Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.