words in movies
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, youre the boss! Why dont you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Phoebe: No! No, the robots just work for them.
Ross: Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I cant decide between the two of them. Yknow the one from Poughkeepsie, even though shes a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Yknow shes, well shes-shes just as pretty, I guess shes smart, shes not fun.
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Woman On Train: I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I win.
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.
(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp in the process.)
Monica: Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
Joey: We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding.
Ross: (stopping them) Okay, that-thats enough! Yknow, lets, lets let someone else play.
Chandler: (to them) Its okay, I got a plan.
Monica: Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)
Monica: Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out. (hands them the poem)
Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Monica: Oh, play them!
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.
Monica: Phoebe, we lost half of them.
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Chandler: Wow!! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?
Rachel: No, one of them...
Rachel: I know them from work.
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
Monica: Both of them?
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
{Transcriber's Note: The credits list two characters, Tia and Samantha, who I assume are the sweaty women Joey and Chandler meet. However, I don't know which is which, so I've simply called them Woman #1 and Woman #2.}
(They don't move, just look all around them.)
The Vendor: Hes just jealous. Youll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Joey: Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
(Joey spots them and walks towards them)
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Monica: You what? You said you liked them.
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(Charlie walks up to them.)
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! Ive been looking for this for like a month!
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
(Woman with huge breasts cuts across them. Takes Joey's coffee)
(some paleontologists interrupt them)
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Joey: Ok! (Opens the door for them)
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Ross: Well, let's just go in there and face them.
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
(They run down the street with Ross and Rachel following right behind them.)
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Rachel: You heard them say that?
Ross: I gave them to Joey.
(Suddenly a siren goes off behind them.)
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Rachel: I lent them to Ross.
Monica: I do, but Rachel borrowed them.
Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Doug: Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six. They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park!
Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. (He pulls them out of the bag.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Monica: Hey, let me tell them!
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Phoebe: Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!
(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater to clean them.)
Phoebe: (patting her bag) I got them!
Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Monica: All right, everybody open them!
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
ROSS: I talked to Rachel's sisters, neither of them can come.
Chandler: All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Mackenzie: Then you gotta let them go.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
Ross: Okay, and oh Im gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.
Ross: Ohh, you can see them, huh?
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Chandler: Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.
Monica: We can't split them up!
Director: Next on the platforms are (He points to the right of Ross and Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. He points away from them) you two! And (He points the other way, and Ross and Monica follow his arm. Again he points away.) You two!
Joey: We gotta get them out of there!
Chandler: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Monica: Hey! Did you find them?
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?