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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

[Scene: The Building’s Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, that’s realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Well, technically it seven billion years ago… (Well, technically you’d be able to see it for days, well nights; that is if you could see it with all of the bright lights of New York.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, I’ll stop! No teaching, okay? We’ll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets don’t streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Who’s official name is Bapstein-King.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Check out the rack on this chick! (Turns around to point it out to Ross and finds that Ross is glaring at him. So he quickly puts his binoculars to his eyes and starts looking for the comet.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: The Roof, continued from earlier.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey’s standing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Joey come—I can’t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature’s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: (noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: (annoyed) I don’t know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: What?! All right—Hey! Don’t look at me! You’re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: It’s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? (Joey starts to groan.) Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is what’s going to happen to you if you wake me up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Sorry, I just…can’t sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover I’m like…(Fake snores.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please don’t be a space ship. Please don’t be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that it’s the smoke detector that’s beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can…

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

(Ross gets fed up with Joey’s banging and stops him by pulling him away from the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we don’t have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! We’re stuck up on the roof and we can’t get down!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. (Points it out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: (To Joey) I know, I wasn’t finished. (Joey motions him to finish.) (Yelling at the street) But don’t worry! We’re gonna go down the fire escape!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Here, let me make the milk, I’m up anyway.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: The second sister dies?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? It’s a little more comfortable.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: No seriously, y’know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Y’know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! I’m serious! This isn’t funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Y’know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: No! Come on its late, we’re not gonna go down to the office.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: The Fire Escape, Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Ugh. Well, we’re just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there…you go up to the roof and you let me in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: What if I smack my head on the concrete?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I don’t know Ross! I-I tell you what, let’s flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Oh, all right. (Joey flips the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do… (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Okay, here’s your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? I’m sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y’know what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Rachel’s outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still don’t get it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesn’t respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as we’re both up…

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope you’re not thinking about cleaning the living room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Y’know, y’know I’m lookin’ and I don’t think anyone’s home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y’know explain later.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: I don’t think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there… (Joey nods his disapproval.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Phoebe’s apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex…and you fell asleep.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Give me the good stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Don’t fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesn’t move as he gets out of bed and as he’s heading for the door.) And I probably won’t spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no it’s not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesn’t see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: (thinks) Y’know, I don’t-I don’t know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because she’s still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every ‘good’ boss.) Y’know what? I’m not even going to gloat. I’m just really relived this whole thing is over.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: Oh really? So you’re saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it. As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

A Disembodied Voice: (yelling through the door) Phoebe Buffay?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: (scared) Fire alarm? (She opens the door to reveal a fireman holding the blanket with the smoke detector.) Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

The Fireman: Yes it is.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don’t wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

The Fireman: Please reattach this, it’s against the law to disconnect them.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

The Fireman: There’s a reset button under the plastic cover.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: There’s a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) There’s a reset button! My God! Why didn’t I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: The fire escape, Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

(Ross steps onto the bottom rung of the ladder and then steps on Joey’s chest.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

(Ross panics and falls off, dropping to the ground with a huge crash.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I’ll get the furniture polish!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Chandler: Ok, here we go! (he pushes the play button)

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and it’s still walking distance to the kitchen.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: And a 50. (The salesman stops suddenly) Huh, these must be Chandler’s pants.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Watch, watch. (She turns a strand of Christmas lights strung around the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: The truth is, Dad, we’re-we’re trying.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, I’m your teacher. I’m sorry, you’re-you’re a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: (Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it all!

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Monica: (to the waitress) When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesn’t, and the dog goes running off.) Well, you’re cute, but you’re not too smart!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Joey: Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Phoebe: But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

(cut to the street in front of Central Perk where Ross is walking Chappy. He has a plastic bag in his hand.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, y’know, I’m kinda musical.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Joey: (impressed) Wow! You look... (drops the cookie)... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Chandler: Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

MONICA: Nooo! Never! I mean, we're living in the moment. God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

PHOEBE: Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan, he's skating tonight at the Garden, he's in the Capades.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices, Rachel gets in . Kim is there.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Monica: You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Chandler: When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: You see that guy? He’s in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he’s going straight to the porn.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

The Professor: Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Helena: (standing at a table and asking the guy sitting there) Where are you from?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long can’t be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots don’t really go with it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Ross: I can’t believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some stranger’s gonna be living in my room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Okay, I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know, telling the truth.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

JOEY: Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Joey: Hey! It is unacceptable that you two would have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Phoebe: Well maybe you don’t talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y’know all the things that he’s taught you. Like… (They all try to think about one example and don’t succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they don’t.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Joey: Oh well, they’re killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

[Scene: Chandler is packing the broken china in its box. He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape. He is struggling with the tape dispenser.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: The way he makes me feel about myself.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: Oh sure. (He sits on the apothecary table and touches her hand.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Monica: Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to… (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date—Oh, I almost forgot. I didn’t pay you the rent check.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch. Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler peeks in the door. He doesn't see Eddie so he enters, breathing a sigh of relief. Eddie pops up from behind the bar.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on the box.) (to Chandler) Now, we’ll see.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Monica: Y’know what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch]

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS? (Joey and Ross walk away from the kitchen)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I mean—I'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel: Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Rachel: I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said, "No! You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Rachel: Here we go. I’m serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. I’ve been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one’s even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, I’m gonna kill myself! (There’s no response; no one even looks up.) I’ll get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Phoebe: Uh Joey, we’re trying to dial down the crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: Oh, uh.. I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y'know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Joey: (all excited) The Mr. Bowmont’s here!!! (Jumps over the back off the couch and runs out into the street.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Katie: Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Bill: Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

CHANDLER: Huh. [reaches over and grabs the hat and bolts for the door but slips and falls behind the couch]

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: Yes, and they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids; someone's gotta carry on the family name.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: We’re doomed. Okay, they’re gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

[This starts a series of flashbacks; the first one is from Episode 106: The One With The Butt, Joey is in a play called Freud!.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine. When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you don’t judge me. I’m gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

(An unamused woman walks into the office.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle room? None at all?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Both: The dark of night has disappeared!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe: We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that’s your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: (reading the nametag on the uniform) Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: (on phone) Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! (He hangs up and to all.) That was my agent. (He tosses and catches the phone.) My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20