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Rachel: Oh, that sounds good!
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Rachel: Oh, well. Everything that I need (she takes her bag) is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.
Chandler (to Joey): At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Joey: Now it just hit her that she's leaving and she's kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?
Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Hey. What was that all about?
Rachel: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Rachel: (says something that cannot be understood)
Rachel: I... I... I... (again saying something that cannot be understood)
Monica: That is so sweet. (they hug)
Ross: (to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.
Joey: I really made you think about that thing uh?
Chandler: (to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
Rachel: Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Chandler: Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.
Chandler: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
(Rachel and Joey hug, and Rachel turns to enter the apartment through the side window again. At that moment Joey tries to climb over the edge of the balcony.)
Monica: Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.
Monica: And say what? "You owe me a goodbye", I mean, he's got more pride than that.
Joey: Who's that dirty old lady?
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Joey: If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Chandler: Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!
Joey: Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine. (Thinks about it.) Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Monica: Yeah, is that okay?
Ross: I could, yeah, I can do that.
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Wendy: Oh. - What's *that* like?
Ross: Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Phoebe: Hey, dont call him that! His name is Spackel Back Harry!
Monica: Eh, we weren't that close anyway!
Stripper: So is that a bedroom? (Points to the guestroom.)
Ross: Thats Daddy?! But doesnt it bother you? Youre a waitress.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Chandler: Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet.
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Monica: You thought about that?
Waiter: It�s just that we do have some large parties waiting.
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Phoebe: Aren't we done with that?
(Shortly after that, Chandler enters.)
Chandler: Yes! And thats why Im under the table. Celebrating.
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Chandler: Now that Rachel's gone?
Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Janice: I will go for that drink.
Ross: (grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!
Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.
Rachel: (sitting down next to Chandler) Im training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.
Chandler: Picturing that tree?
Ross: Soon hell be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.
Monica: Right there! That was so fake!
Joey: Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him.
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Gavin: Yes, I feel that you are a little annoying.
Ross: well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Phoebe: I dont know, I hardly ever say that about people.
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Joey: (Voice cracking) Well thats like summer in a bowl.
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Ross: No, its Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.
Monica: You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
Phoebe: That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.
(The waitress lets her in as Monica is about to throw a lobster into a pot of boiling water (Although, she hasnt taken off the rubber bands that hold the claws, so she cant be that good of a chef). Anyway, guess who the Colonel is by the following phrase.)
Ross: Oh, yeah, yeah that�s Michelle.
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
JOEY: Hey, hey, I just figure Joseph's the kinda guy that likes to mix it up. Ya know, get in there, ruffle some feathers.
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Michelle: You feel that too? Oh, I thought that was just me!
Rachel: Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Joey: Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Joey: Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Joey: Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.
Chandler: I don't do that.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Rachel: Really? What's that like?
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
Ross: That bad?
Ross: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Ross: Female body inspector? What size is that?
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Rachel: Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Phoebe: I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Rachel: I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
[Scene: Cole-Geddes Casting Agency, Joey is there on his audition and thinking about that 2,000 bucks for the twins study.]
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Phoebe: Yeah I get that.
CHANDLER: Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?