words in movies
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
RACH: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
PHOE: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Monica: No, that's not mine.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
PHOEBE: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: That's a bird!
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Monica: Oh, that's great! Congratulations!
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Monica: That's all right.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Chandler: That's right.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Monica: Oh that's great!
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Monica: That's great!
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Ross: That's okay.
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Chandler: That's true!
Chandler: That's true!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Ross: That's not advice!
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.