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Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Phoebe: That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Ross: Yeah, that's it?
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Ross: And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Monica: That's just good sense!
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: That's why!
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: No, that's David.
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Rachel: Oh! That's great!
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Joey: Uh, actually, that's..
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
Phoebe: What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic!
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Joey: That's what I hear, yeah.
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Ross: ... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Monica: Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Monica: That's how old you are.
Chandler: Ooh! That's my girl!
Rachel: Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Chandler: That's where people make number two!!
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Joey: That's right, yeah.
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Ross: That's not a thing!
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: That's shocking!
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Rachel: Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!
PHOE: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.
Chandler: Oh, that's really ok.
Rachel: Yeah. That's me!
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
Chandler: That's great!
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Phoebe: It's just my knitting that's all! (A dog sticks its head out of Phoebe's bag. Everyone looks puzzled.) Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Phoebe: Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Joey: That's fire. Beats everything.
Phoebe: (as Ursula) That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!
All: That's so sweet.
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Chandler: That's okay, we understand.
Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.
Rachel: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Agency guy: That's impossible.
Chandler: (smiling to himself too) That's what I was doing too.
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
Ross: Yeah... Yeah, that's true.
Chandler: That's great.
Chandler: Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Chandler: That's great!
Monica: Joey, we know that's you.
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?