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Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
Joey: Whoa! For a rich guy he's got, that's a pretty small TV.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Monica: I guess that's how.
Monica: And that's Pete's Mom.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Phoebe: (realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Chandler: That's insane!
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: No, that's David.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Ross: Yeah, that's it?
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Monica: That's just good sense!
Rachel: Oh! That's great!
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: That's why!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Joey: Uh, actually, that's..
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
Phoebe: What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic!
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Joey: That's what I hear, yeah.
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Ross: ... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
Joey: That's right, yeah.
Monica: Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.
Chandler: Ooh! That's my girl!
Chandler: That's where people make number two!!
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Monica: That's how old you are.
Rachel: Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.