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Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: No, that's David.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Ross: Yeah, that's it?
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Monica: That's just good sense!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: That's why!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Rachel: Oh! That's great!
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Joey: Uh, actually, that's..
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
Phoebe: What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic!
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Joey: That's what I hear, yeah.
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Ross: ... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Monica: Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Monica: That's how old you are.
Chandler: Ooh! That's my girl!
Rachel: Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Chandler: That's where people make number two!!
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
Joey: That's right, yeah.
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.
Ross: That's not a thing!
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
Rachel: That's shocking!
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Rachel: Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.
PHOE: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.
Chandler: That's funny, we were doing the same thing!
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
Chandler: Oh, that's really ok.
Chandler: That's great!
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Rachel: Yeah. That's me!
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Phoebe: It's just my knitting that's all! (A dog sticks its head out of Phoebe's bag. Everyone looks puzzled.) Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.
Phoebe: (as Ursula) That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Phoebe: Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?
Chandler: That's okay, we understand.
Joey: That's fire. Beats everything.
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
All: That's so sweet.
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Rachel: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.