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RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Chandler: Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.
Megan: Oh, thanks for the tip.
FBOB: Thanks. You wanna hear something funny?
Joey: Oh great! Yknow I wouldve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Yknow, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)
Chandler: Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat.
Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
Chandler: (to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
Janine: Thanks. (To Monica and Ross) Great so we can all go together! I gotta run. Catch you later!
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Student: Thanks, any suggestions?
Cassie: Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monicas place was nice, but her fiancee sure stares a lot.
Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
Rachel: Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!
Ross: Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate it's on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!
Ross: I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!
Joey: Come in. Thanks for comin back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Monica: Thanks. (Joeys still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!
Ross: Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
Chandler: Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.
Phoebe: No thanks, Ive already seen one.
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
Phoebe: Thanks! Okay. (They sit down.)
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Phoebe: No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.
Joey: Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Ross: Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Ross: Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)
Joey: Wow thanks! (He goes into his bedroom and closes the door.)
Joey: Well, hes not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with himHe says its okay. (She hands him her card.) Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.
Monica: Well, an-anyway, I justthat night meant a lot to me, I guess Im just trying to say thanks.
Joey: Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. (Hangs up and reads the phone display) "out of area". Boy, I'll say.
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
MONICA: Thanks. So, I guess I better be going.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Carol: Thanks.
Rachel: (On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Thanks.
Joey: Oh, no thanks, I got it. (picks it up) No I dont!
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!
Phoebe: Thanks.
Erin: Ohh, listen. Ive got to get going. Today was great, thanks!
Ross: Hey, tell Dan, Thanks.
Joey: Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.
Phoebe: (to the director) Merci. Au revoir. (Translation: Thanks, goodbye.)
Phoebe: Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!
Chandler: Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her.
Phoebe: Thanks!
Ross: Oh, thanks! (Takes it and throws it back into the box and leaves.)
Fake Monica: Oh. Thanks.
Joey: Thanks.
Phoebe: All good, thanks. (to Rachel) Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname thats easier to rhyme?
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Phoebe: Goodie! Thanks. So, how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food.
PHOEBE: Thanks. [gets out of the cab]
Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
Ross: Thanks Rach.
Coma Guy: Well,... thanks.
Ronni: Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
Phoebe: (sips it) Its so good. (Monica and Rachel breath a sigh of relief.) Oh, thanks.
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Ronni: Thanks.
Monica and Phoebe: (in unison) Thanks.
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Joey: Cool, thanks.
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Ross: Thanks.
Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Phoebe: All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!
Phoebe: Thanks, Ross.
Chandler: Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it.
Carol: Thanks.
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Susan: Thanks.
Monica: Thanks. (Goes to fetch him.)
Chandler: This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.