words in movies
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Phoebe: Wow! Talking about high maintenance
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Mike: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
Ross: (To All) Was I talking to her about gas?
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
Phoebe: Talking to Ross.
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Joey: Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not talking about Chuckles University?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Ross: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!
Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
CHANDLER: Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Monica: It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
Chandler: Oh nothing, were just talking. Yknow, blah-blah-blah.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey thats your wife youre talking about!