words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joey's dad is not around.]
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie.]
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Roy: Are you talking about me?
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
Ross: (To All) Was I talking to her about gas?
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Phoebe: Talking to Ross.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Joey: Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not talking about Chuckles University?!
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
Ross: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
CHANDLER: Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?
Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Chandler: Oh nothing, were just talking. Yknow, blah-blah-blah.
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
Monica: It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking.]
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!
Joey: Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?
Monica: What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Chandler: Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. Thats right, yes, Im being transferred to Yemen!
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey thats your wife youre talking about!
RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.
Monica: In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking and
Ross: O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-shes really upset were just talking.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]
DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?