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Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other?
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Phoebe: That is so great! Oh, I... (sees that a parked car near them has caught on fire) Oh my God!
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them.
Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know? He's so burly, he's sooo very burly. (giggles)
Joey: Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Chandler: So, what do you thing the good news is?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Vince: So, whats up?
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Monica: My parents will be so happy.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Joey: All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Chandler: You bet I did, Ben, put it there! (He shakes Ben's hand, but the money falls out of his hands) (to Monica) Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! (Realizes, that Ben is standing right there) Ho, ho, ho!
Rachel: I dont think so.
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
Chandler: No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Monica: So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? Im just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit.
Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!
Rachel: You are so beautiful.
Ross: So?
Joey: (as Jessica) I dont think so.
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Rachel: Yeah I think so.
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?
Joey: So I can do it?
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Rachel: Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didnt deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.
Rachel: Well, Valentines Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldnt get her a calendar!
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
PHOEBE: No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no.
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, which look in disgust)
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Joey: So What?
Monica: So to get this part you cant be?
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Ross: This is insane, Im not gonna make love to you just so that youll go into labor.
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Monica: 'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
Ross: So thats two of my wives.
Joey: I dont think so.
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Ross: So?
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Ross: Yeah, it's-it's tough being single. That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
Mr. Geller: Im afraid so.
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Chandler: Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.
Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Ben: So Santa's coming?
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, Im gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
ROSS: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Monica: Oh thats so sweet.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (Ohh, thats the last time Im ever gonna type that line. Its just so sad.) Joey is entering, angrily.]
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!