words in movies
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Ross: Why do you care so much?
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Rachel: All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...
Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh?
Joey: Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious (which, being Joey, he mispronounces "amonious"). (pause) That's not how she used it...?
Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself. I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral...
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here. And I can't wait to start exploring the city!
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Joey: (looking puzzled) I don't think so.
Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
Joey: Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
Monica: So, what's your name?
Rachel: No, it's just that uhm... it feels so good... Ikea... (pause) Yeah, say hey, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
Joey: No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".
Ross: Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
ROSS: So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?
Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, youre parents mustve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Dirk: Hey! So what show are you on?
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
Monica: Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Monica: So I got it when I was 13...
Monica: Oh, you're so wonderful.
Phoebe: Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
Monica: Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!
Monica: So why-why wasnt Rosss stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel Im going to Easy Bake your head!
Rachel: I am so on board! (She throws away her recently lit cigarette.)
Joey: So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Rachel: So can we keep this between us?
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Chandler: Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Sarah: Thank you so much!
Rachel: Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay! (Runs into the living room) Ready! Okay! Gimme an E!
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! Oh, Ive got-Ive got goose bumps. (She holds out her arm.)
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
Ross: Oh, thank you so much!
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: I don't think so!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
RACHEL: [to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.
Chandler: So we both finished our vows.
Susan: Hey, its so nice to finally meet you!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Ross: So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Phoebe: Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?
Ross: I thought so.
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Rachel: So hi!
Phoebe: Okay so, by melting, you meant melting.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Rachel: So you eh, you talked to Joey?
Joey: Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.
Rachel: Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?