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Rachel: So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Lauren: So this is it? Victor?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne baby Im gonna want to meet her.
Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.
Joey: Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.
(Chandler does so.)
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
The Interviewer: Understood. So, whatd you say back then?
Ross: Yeah, so far nothing stupid.
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
Phoebe: Umm, I I just think you dont expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
The Interviewer: So it seems like you have a lot of friends, who would you say is your best friend?
Joey: How come you have two? Chandler: Well this one's for you. Joey: Get out. Chandler: No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, (Puts bracelet on Joey) it's about you and me and the fact that we're (Reading bracelet) best buds. Joey: Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies. Chandler: That's what they'll call us. [The next one is from Episode 618: The One Where Ross Dates A Student.]
Ross: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
The Interviewer: So, lets talk about women. Im sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.
[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees its not working to his liking so hes confronting her about the sexual tension.]
Janine: I don't think so.
The Interviewer: So, thats it. I guess thats all I need. Thank you so much. I think they will be running this in the beginning of next month.
Joey: Oh, good to know. (The interviewer leaves.) So close!
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
PHOE: So... and?
Phoebe: Look, she only suspects something okay? She doesnt know for sure, so just throw her off the track.
Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.
ROSS: I don't get it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
ROSS: That is so good! Do it again!
CHANDLER: Yeah, right, yeah, I guess so.
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
Rachel: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
Joey: No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.
PHOEBE: So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.
MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Chandler: All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with.
Chandler: Im not Jewish, so
MONICA: So we're back on?
Rachel: Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!
RACHEL: Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
PHOEBE: Ok, that's so nice.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Rachel: You know the book says that whenever shes sleeping I should be sleeping so (She gives Monica thumbs and goes to lay down)
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
Monica: Well, the giraffes okay. And so is the pirate.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
Rachel: Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful
RACHEL: That is so unfair.
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
RACH: So, how was the party?
CHAN: So what'd you do?
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
ROSS: Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
MONICA: So you watched the movies huh?
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
CHANDLER: I so am.
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
Monica: Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!
Carol: Thank you so much for coming.
RACHEL: Oh, it was so much fun.� It felt so good to be out.
MONICA: So, what's this.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Phoebe: Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...
MONICA: Oh, you look so great.
Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
Chandler: Richard was there so I couldnt do it!
Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
PHOEBE: So. You two are totally into each other.
DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya.
Phoebe: (to Joey): Oh I see, so then, you were lying.
Chandler: So is your apron. Youre wearing it like a cape.
Joey: Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
DR. BURKE: So.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
CHANDLER: Wow, he looks so normal.
JOEY: Yeah, so.
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
PHOEBE: You are so smitten.
ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
Ross: Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
Chandler: Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
JOEY: So, I guess this is it.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Ross: Im so proud of you.
CHANDLER: So whaddya got there Monica?