words in movies
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Joey: So What?
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: So to get this part you cant be?
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Joey: Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.
Joey: The Silly Putty! Its not so silly anymore!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
Rachel: Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
ROSS: So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?
Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, youre parents mustve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Dirk: Hey! So what show are you on?
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
Monica: Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Monica: So I got it when I was 13...
Monica: Oh, you're so wonderful.
Phoebe: Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Ross: Why do you care so much?
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Rachel: All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Joey: (looking puzzled) I don't think so.
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
Monica: Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Monica: So, what's your name?
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!
Monica: So why-why wasnt Rosss stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel Im going to Easy Bake your head!
Rachel: I am so on board! (She throws away her recently lit cigarette.)
Joey: So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Ross: Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Rachel: So can we keep this between us?
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Chandler: Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Sarah: Thank you so much!
Rachel: Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay! (Runs into the living room) Ready! Okay! Gimme an E!
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! Oh, Ive got-Ive got goose bumps. (She holds out her arm.)
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
Ross: Oh, thank you so much!
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: I don't think so!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
RACHEL: [to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.
Chandler: So we both finished our vows.
Susan: Hey, its so nice to finally meet you!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Ross: So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Phoebe: Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?
Ross: I thought so.
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Rachel: So hi!
Phoebe: Okay so, by melting, you meant melting.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?