words in movies
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Monica: I am so jealous.
Rachel: Oh, Chandler that is so nice.
Monica: So big deal, so Joeys had a lot of girlfriends, it doesnt mean hes great in bed.
Chandler: We share a wall! So either hes great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Monica: (to Chandler) So, did you do it?
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: Oh, hes so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour.
Alice: You are so precious, I could just take you home.
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Monica: Its gonna be so great.
Phoebe: Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided Im gonna carry their baby.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Chandler: Oh thats right. Its your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
Tall Guy: No I dont think so.
RACHEL: Wow, I am so glad I'm not Monica right now.
Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Phoebe: Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
Joey: Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Joey: Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?
Rachel: Of course its true and it hurts so bad.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm (Backs away.)
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!
Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?
Joey: Not so much.
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Chandler: So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal thats hes going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.
Rachel: Oh, I am so sorry.
Ross: Okay. (to Rachel) Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
Phoebe: Um, well, Max told me about Minsk, so (Puts on a fake cheery voice) congratulations! This is so exciting!
Ross: Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Ross: So really, what'd ya have?
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Phoebe: Oh my God, thats so freaky! Turn him off!!
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Phoebe: I know, I'm so excited!
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Jill: You think so too?
Ross: (To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Chandler: So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Phoebe: So hes probably really nervous around women, y'know? Maybe, you just have to make the first move.
Ross: I guess so.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...
Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Chandler: Aww, I love you so
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639?!
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Jill: Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug!
Chandler: Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so
Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.
TATTOO ARTIST: Alright, blonde girl, you're in room two, not so blonde girl, you're with me.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Phoebe: Oh thats not so bad.
Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)