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Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
Ross: Celebrities Im allowed to sleep with.
Joey: I do! So much! I cant stop thinking about her! I cant sleep, I
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: (joining in, in his sleep) Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
PHOE: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
Chandler: Bet she'd sleep with you now...
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
Ross: Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep...
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Ross: Hey. How did you sleep?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
Rachel: Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.