words in movies
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin together I (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didnt want to tell you cause I didnt think that youd return my love, and now that you have (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) What?
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Joey: (shocked) What?
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Phoebe: Oh sorry. (Shocked) And?!
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Phoebe: I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
(everyone's shocked)
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!
(Bill and Colleen look shocked.)
(Ross and Chandler look shocked)
(Monica looks shocked)
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
(Rachel looks very shocked)
Chandler: (now yelling) (pretending to look shocked) I did!
Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)
Joey: (clearly shocked) What?
(Chandler and Monica look shocked)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
(Ross is shocked.)
Chandler: (shocked) She? It's a girl?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
(Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
Rachel: (shocked) You have been maid of honor before?!!
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Ross: (even more shocked) Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!