words in movies
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: (shocked) What?
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
Joey: (shocked) What?!
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Phoebe: Oh sorry. (Shocked) And?!
Joey: (shocked) What?
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Phoebe: I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
(everyone's shocked)
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
(Bill and Colleen look shocked.)
(Monica looks shocked)
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)
(Chandler and Monica look shocked)
(Rachel looks very shocked)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Chandler: (now yelling) (pretending to look shocked) I did!
Joey: (clearly shocked) What?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)
Chandler: (shocked) She? It's a girl?
(Ross and Chandler look shocked)
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
(Ross is shocked.)
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
Rachel: (shocked) You have been maid of honor before?!!
Ross: (even more shocked) Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
(Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!