words in movies
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
MNCA: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Mr. Geller: What?! Ive never seen one before!
Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute.
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Monica: Yes! Have you seen it?
Ross: She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and, (to Joey) he's really good looking. (Joey gives an enthusiastic thumbs up) What am I gonna do?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch. Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, shes lecturing him, and pushes him inside. He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance.]
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)
Chandler: Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved in!
Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her
Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ross: Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where hes seen her before.) (To him) Youre trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, Ill give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
Phoebe: Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey Ive ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?
Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
Rachel: Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!
Joey: Have you seen Monica?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Rachel: I havent seen it yet!
[Scene: Hotel's bar. Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands. She's hidden behind a huge plant]
Chandler: Yes have you seen any?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
CHANDLER: OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel?
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Chandler: Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?!
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
The Fan: Oh yeah! Ive seen all her movies.
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
The Dry Cleaner: Ive never seen it!
Ross: Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She mustve seen me cruising in the bad boy.
Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Cheryl: My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.
MR. GELLER: I tell you, I've never seen him this happy.
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
PHOEBE: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
ROSS: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Rachel: I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
Joey: Youve seen my huge stack of porn right? (Phoebe nods.)
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Chandler: I havent seen this dress.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Joey: No, sorry haven't seen him.
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.
Phoebe: Hey, have you guys seen Monica?
Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)
Phoebe: Why? Who’d you seen him with?