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'ROSS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'ROSS' from movies

Ross: (entering) Hey!

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Ross: Hey! Are you ready yet?

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Ross: Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!

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Ross: Yeah, cheerie-o!

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Ross: Well, we’re all here! I guess we should get going!

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Ross: Oh, I’ll-I’ll come hug you.

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Ross: Yeah. (He does so and Phoebe hugs him.)

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Ross: Thanks.

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Ross: (to Rachel) So, we’re off.

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Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I can’t believe you’re not gonna be there!

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Ross: So-so come! Why don’t you come?

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Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? It’ll mean so much to me.

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Ross: Why-why can’t you take a couple of days off?

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Rachel: Because, I can’t! Ross, I told you, no. I can’t.

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Ross: This is my wedding.

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Ross: Fine. You’ll-you’ll watch it on video when we get back.

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Ross: All right, let’s go! Bye, Pheebs!

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[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]

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Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?

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Ross: What?! No! No! That’s-that’s time-out!

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Ross: Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything’s gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.

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Ross: Um-hmm! Doesn’t that sound delicious at the last minute?

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Monica: Yeah, y’know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn’t have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I can’t wait to see this place you’re getting married!

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Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily’s parents got married here.

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Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?

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Ross: It’s all right! Everything’s gonna be all right.

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Ross: Uh-huh, I see that.

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Ross: What? What?

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Rachel: I’m just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.

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Rachel: I’m not in love with Ross!

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Rachel: Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!

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Rachel: You all know? Does Ross know?

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Phoebe: Oh no, Ross doesn’t know anything.

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[Scene: The hotel, Ross’s room, Emily is entering.]

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Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we’ll be able to find a new place for the wedding.

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Ross: Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?

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Ross: She said what?

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Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isn’t right.

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Ross: I can’t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)

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Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

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Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.

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Ross: No. I’m saying it’s now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)

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Ross: There’s no ‘or’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!

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Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)

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Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?

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Phoebe: Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.

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Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I’m in my map and-and…(Ross enters) Hey!

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Ross: Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.

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Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!

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Ross: Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?

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Ross: Yeah.

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Ross: I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

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Ross: Excuse me?

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Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?

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Ross: I don’t know. A month?

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Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

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Ross: Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?

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Ross: Come on. (They leave and Chandler sticks his head out.)

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Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didn’t think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!

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[Scene: Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]

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(At that Ross plugs in some Christmas lights to light the place up.)

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Ross: Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y’know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles…

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Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and… (Points to Ross) You go.

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Ross: But-but, if you don’t love this, we’ll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it’s fine, whatever you want.

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Ross: And, I don’t know, if it starts to rain…

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Rachel: Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)

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Phoebe: I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!

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[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]

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Ross: (Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.

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Ross and Monica: Dad, dad. We got it!! We Got It!!!

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(Ross quickly directs the families to their tables.)

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[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]

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Ross: what’s up, Dad?

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Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I don’t want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: The Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill.]

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Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.

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Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face.

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Mrs. Waltham: This is ridiculous. I mean we had an agreement. (Ross looks frustrated. She begins to scream at her husband.) Will you say something, Steven?! Please!!!

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Mr. Waltham: Don’t take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)

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[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]

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Chandler: I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)

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Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica.

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Phoebe: Oh, I’m Phoebe Buffay. I’m one of Ross’s best friends.

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Mrs. Waltham: Well, if you’re on e of Ross’s best friends, why aren’t you here?

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Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And I’m sure we’re all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?

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Monica: My mother’s driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I’m happy. (A drunken man approaches.) I’m not going to let anything spoil that.

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Drunk Man: I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

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(Ross and Emily’s parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)

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Ross: Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.

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Chandler: The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look like Ross’s mother.

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[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.]

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Ross: (Screaming) I’m getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!

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Chandler: (With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.

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Ross: I’m getting married, to..day!!

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Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.

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Phoebe: No it’s not great. No, she’s coming to tell Ross that she loves him.

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Joey: Look we’ve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel’s coming to tell Ross she loves him!!

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Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...

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[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]

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Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)

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Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.

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Ross: (Very Nervous)Really?

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(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)

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Ross: Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)

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Ross: Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control.

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Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That’s it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day!   From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That’s right!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: (Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.

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Ross: You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going to have. (He hugs her.)

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(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

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Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I can’t believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?

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Joey: Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I’m about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now I’m at the front with Ross. It’s Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go.

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Phoebe: No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Ross’s shoulder.)

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(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Ross’s side.)

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Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...

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Minster: Take thee Ross...

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Emily: Take thee Ross...

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Minster: Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...

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Ross: I Ross...

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Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Ross: Well now let’s-let’s look at this objectively, I think I should date her…

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Ross: Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

[Scene: Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: (picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Ross: Y’know, maybe she is too young for me. Y’know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don’t know what to do.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: I’m sorry, I don’t believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: I'm still hungry!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay? We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in their.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Oh, ye-ah!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Ross: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: (Very politely) Mrs. Bing.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we don’t have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! We’re stuck up on the roof and we can’t get down!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Ross: Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Ross: That’s true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop]

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: (leaning into the recorder as well) Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: (blows it) Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: (playing the drunk uncle) When Monica was a little girl, I remember that—(Phoebe screams and tackles him)—Ooh!! Ow! Very good!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know don’t do me any favours. In fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? I’d like that back too. Yes, I do.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Joey: Hey, Ross, Bodington's!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Ross: (exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, I’m uh, I’m Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: Fine. I just need to know that you’re not gonna tell your sister.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Ross: You ducked!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

[Scene: Phoebe's cab. Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okey-dokey!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Ross: No they don’t!!! (He runs to the bedroom to check and returns with his box of condoms.) Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

[Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Ross: Okay, we could still make dinner if we skipped the appetisers and asked for our check right away.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians... (gestures with his hands and says in an impression voice?) "Can we walk"? (Phoebe starts laughing) Oh, you... you like that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Ross: Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

ROSS: Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just, uhhh... paying your dues.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Monica: Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me…

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Ross is speaking to Monica and Rachel about tipping the super.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

[Scene: Cousin Frannie’s Wedding Reception, Ross and Monica are at the door and about to leave.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: (Tearfully) Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I- (Door buzzer goes and she runs to get it) Oh! Who is it?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: What's with her?

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Ross: I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: A-ha!!! (they all start laughing, as Ross hides in the bathroom)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Ross: Oh please, hit by a blimp?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Oh, ha, I wrote that in one minute.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

[They sit up, moaning in excitement, and Cheryl straddles Ross. Ross finds a slice of bologna and moans higher and louder, then a bag of potato chips on the coffee table starts to move. Ross throws Cheryl off his lap, grabs a tennis racket and a toilet brush and starts pounding the bag.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Rachel: Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Ross: Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: (thinks about it for a few seconds) What did you do to my mom?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

[Scene: At the counter. Ross is sitting there, drinking. Phoebe approaches him.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Rachel: Yeah. It’s just gonna be too hard. Y’know? I mean, it’s Ross. How can I watch him get married? Y’know it’s just, it’s for the best, y’know it is, it’s… Y’know, plus, somebody’s got to stay here with Phoebe! Y’know she’s gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Ross: No one, I’m just saying if... (Phoebe starts pinching him in his neck)

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Ross: Yeah? Me too. (Pause) Gettin’ a little tired though.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: But Ross, you want the name Ruth!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13