words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Rachel: Well, you're the one who wants to fire him, so you're gonna have to do it. (Ross walks to the living room determined to fire Sandy)
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Phoebe: Get a room!
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
(Ross leaves the room)
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
(Joey comes out of his room)
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
(The agency guy enters the room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
Rachel: My God, get a room!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
(Monica enters the room)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
(Mike enters the room).
(Ross enters the room)
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
(Joey comes out from his room)
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Joey: What? I get my own room?
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
Joey: No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!
(Chandler and Monica enter the room)
Phoebe: (from the other side of the room) Yeah!
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.