words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
[Scene: Back in the conference room in Tulsa.]
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Phoebe: Get a room!
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
(Ross leaves the room)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
(Joey comes out of his room)
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
(The agency guy enters the room)
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Rachel: My God, get a room!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
(Monica enters the room)
(Ross enters the room)
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
(Mike enters the room).
(Joey comes out from his room)
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
Joey: What? I get my own room?
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.