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[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, whos in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachels hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen.]
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Phoebe: Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff.]
[Scene: Another Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter and start making out.]
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.]
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap.]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Phoebe: Get a room!
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
(Ross leaves the room)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
(Joey comes out of his room)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
(The agency guy enters the room)
Rachel: My God, get a room!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
(Ross enters the room)
(Monica enters the room)
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
(Mike enters the room).
(Joey comes out from his room)
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
Phoebe: (from the other side of the room) Yeah!
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
Joey: What? I get my own room?
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Joey: No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!
(Chandler and Monica enter the room)
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey.
(Rachel enters the room)