words in movies
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Rachel: Because its Richards son! Its like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Ross: Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richards son, youd be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: But you're not.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
ALL: Bye, Richard.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: Okay.
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Its good to see you.
Richard: Op.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: You really sure?
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: What?
Richard: Yeah.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: Hello.
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.