words in movies
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard. Y'... I can grow a moustache!
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Chandler: Richard!
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Richard: Hi.
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Yeah, sure.
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: All right.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Richard: No!
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: As were you.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]