words in movies
Mr. Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: But you're not.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
ALL: Bye, Richard.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Its good to see you.
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: What?
Richard: Yeah.
Richard: You really sure?
Richard: Op.
Richard: Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: Okay.
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: Hello.
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
RICHARD: Like a hound?
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
RICHARD: God. I love you.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)