words in movies
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
RICHARD: Oh honey, I'm fine.
MONICA: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
[Richard enters]
RICHARD: Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
CHANDLER: Hey listen, we've gotta go, I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs.
MONICA: You're meeting Richard?
RICHARD: It's the basketball playoffs.
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
RICHARD: Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: Oh?
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: Really?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
RICHARD: Two.
RICHARD: Right, and...
RICHARD: Right.
RICHARD: Monica.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
RICHARD: No.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Shall we?
RICHARD: Uh-oh.
RICHARD: Ok, just one more point.
RICHARD: Is everything all right?
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Uh-huh, yeah.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
RICHARD: Well.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: But you're not.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
Richard:
Richard:
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Richard:
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
ALL: Bye, Richard.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!