words in movies
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Chandler: Richard!
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Hi.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: All right.
Richard: No!
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Richard: As were you.
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Chandler: Richard was there so I couldnt do it!