words in movies
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: But you're not.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
ALL: Bye, Richard.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
RICHARD: It is Judy.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: What?
Richard: Yeah.
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Its good to see you.
Richard: Op.
Richard: Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: You really sure?
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Richard: Hello.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]