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ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
RICHARD: My parents are dead.
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: Humm, really?
MRS. GELLER: Richard. Richard. Your son isn't seeing anyone is he?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
RICHARD: Oh?
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
RICHARD: It is Judy.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: Really?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.]
RICHARD: No, it's been a long time since your dad and I went running.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: What're we looking at? That blue freckle?
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: But you're not.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ALL: Bye, Richard.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: Op.
Richard: Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Its good to see you.
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: What?
Richard: Yeah.
Richard: You really sure?
Richard: Hello.
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Richard: Okay.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
RICHARD: God. I love you.