words in movies
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Monica: Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
Richard: Its good to see you.
(They hug, and Richard notices a stocking stuck to Monicas back, which he removes for her.)
Richard: Hes gonna go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo, and Clockwork Orgy. (they both laugh) This is nice.
Richard: I missed this.
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Richard: Oh. Look, just friends, I wont grope you. I promise.
Richard: No its not too soon, I had lunch at a eleven.
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Richard: Op.
Richard: Yeah.
Richard: What?
Richard: Ill just throw them out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Monica: Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)
Richard: You really sure?
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: Okay.
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
Richard: Hello.
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Richard: (outside the bedroom) Really?! Well, its just like everyone elses apartment. Its got rooms, walls, and ceilings.
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
RICHARD: Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: Oh?
RICHARD: Really?
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RICHARD: Two.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
RICHARD: Right, and...
RICHARD: Right.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: Monica.
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
RICHARD: No.
RICHARD: Shall we?
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Ok, just one more point.
RICHARD: Is everything all right?
RICHARD: Uh-oh.
RICHARD: Well.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
RICHARD: Uh-huh, yeah.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: But you're not.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Richard:
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Richard:
Richard:
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ALL: Bye, Richard.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
RICHARD: God. I love you.
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.