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Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
RICHARD: Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: Oh?
RICHARD: Really?
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
RICHARD: Two.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
RICHARD: Right, and...
RICHARD: Right.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: Monica.
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
RICHARD: Shall we?
RICHARD: No.
RICHARD: Ok, just one more point.
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Is everything all right?
RICHARD: Well.
RICHARD: Uh-oh.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
RICHARD: Uh-huh, yeah.
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
Richard:
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
RICHARD: But you're not.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
Richard:
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
Richard:
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
ALL: Bye, Richard.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
Richard: So, you look great.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: I missed this.
Richard: Its good to see you.