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Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
Monica: Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. (Steve sits, Monica brings over a tray) OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... (Steve starts to eat them one by one, quickly)... with just a touch of mints... and... (he finishes)... ginger.
Chandler: All right, ready?
BIG BULLY: Ok, nothing from the neck up. [everyone gets ready for the fight] Or the waist down. Dana's ovulating.
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
CHANDLER: Yup, get ready for the gelatenous fun.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Joey: Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Joey: So, are you ready to go?
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Rachel: Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?
Ross: All right, ready?
Chandler: You ready?
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.
Joey: Hey! You ready to go?
CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Monica: Ready!
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Ursula: Okay, I know that I went to that all ready.
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Monica: Ready?
Chandler: Ready!
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
Phoebe: Ready?
Joey: Okay, get ready to owe me!
[Scene: Recording studio. Phoebe is getting ready to record Smelly Cat.]
Joey: Okay, here we go. Ready?
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Casting Director #1: Whenever youre ready.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
Phoebe: Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Phoebe: Okay. (She goes to get ready.)
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Man: Ready to go?
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Tag: Im ready for more.
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.