words in movies
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Phoebe: Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Phoebe: Okay. (She goes to get ready.)
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Man: Ready to go?
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Phoebe: OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Chandler: All right, ready?
Ross: Its okay, Im ready.
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
(They all agree and start to go and get ready.)
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
Chandler: The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the stain) Okay, I'm ready.
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
Mike: You ready to go?
Phoebe: No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Chandler: Hey! Ready to go?
Joey: All right, watch me! (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Ready?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]