words in movies
Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Rachel: For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Monica: Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Robert: Jeez, thank you really that is so nice. But um, to be honest, I dont think I can wear these, theyre so tight, I feel like Im on display. Im sorry.
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!
Rachel: Im sorry, I was just thinking youre day could still pick up.
Phoebe: Umm, I think youre really, really great...
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Monica: No were not.
Chandler: Youre building a post office?
Chandler: Yeah, well, youre wrong! Okay, youre wrong.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Chandler: Look you have to realize I dont think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is youre Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Ross: All right, were gonna play.
Rachel: You dont pick me! Youre stuck with me!
Monica: (to Ben) Whos so brave, youre so brave, yes you are, youre so brave.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Phoebe: I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why (Looking down) youre burning in hell!!
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.
Chandler: Eh, theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Joey: Because! Cause Cause youre my baby sister!
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Joey: Youre smoking again?!
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
Phoebe: (rushing in) Okay. If youre alive you answer your phone!
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Supervisor: Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner, but thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
Girl: Youre a big scrud.
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Rachel: Were not?!
Phoebe: (running through the door) No! Oh! Youre alive! Youre alive!
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
Cecilia: (running out to Joey) That was so wonderful! (Hugs him) Ohh, I think that youre a better Jessica than I ever was!
Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Rachel: Ooh, good God, theyre so yummy! (She re-ingests the previously expelled cookie matter from the tissue.)
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Joey: What? I I just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Rachel: Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Ross: No, were not!!
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Ross: No, were not.
Rachel: Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!
Phoebe: Were all right.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, youre not gonna come with me?
Chandler: Youre arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Ross: Yeah, youre right.
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Joey: What is the big deal? Its not like were exclusive.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
Joey: Great! Thanks! Youre gonna love her so much. AndOh, shes the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, yknow the S.A.Ts?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Phoebe: Theyre at the coffeehouse.
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: No youre not.
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that were gonna get married.