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Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies.]
Rachel: I knew.
Rachel: I did.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! [a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross] Look at it!
[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[Scene: The Laundromat, Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart.]
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)
[Scene: Central Perk, I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel.]
Rachel: (hurt) What?
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Rachel: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Rachel: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Rachel: Good. (Ross leaves)
(Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him.)
[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are arguing.]
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Rachel: Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Ross: (seeing the thumbs up) Ahhhh!! (Hugs Rachel tighter.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Rachel: Just get out! Now!!
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Was she good?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Rachel: Good different?
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (entering) Hey guys! Whats up?
(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)
Rachel: Whats this? Is this Rosss wedding invitation?
Rachel: Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you dont have to do that! Im happy for him! I am! I reallyIm-Im happIll work on it.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
[The first clip is from The One Where Rachel Finds Out.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: Who's this from?
Rachel: Oh... (opens it and sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
Rachel: What did you just say?
Rachel: Oh.... my God.
Rachel: (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She didn't hang up either...
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)
Rachel: Ohhhhhhhh God. (climbs off his back)
Rachel: Ohh, ohh.
Rachel: Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh, god.
(Ross and Rachel hug.)
[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]
[Scene: The Auditorium, Ross and Rachel are about to... you know.]
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)
[Scene: The beachhouse, Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup.]
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Rachel: Noo.
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know.
Rachel: I just, I feel, I-I just...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?]
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is deciding on whether or not to go to the wedding.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Mr. Geller: (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shiningOh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)
Rachel, Monica, Roy, and Chip: Bye.
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
Rachel: Yeah. Its just gonna be too hard. Yknow? I mean, its Ross. How can I watch him get married? Yknow its just, its for the best, yknow it is, its Yknow, plus, somebodys got to stay here with Phoebe! Yknow shes gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.
Rachel: I know. (Starts to cry) Yeah, see, theres so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
MRS. GREENE: You thought I was Rachel?
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
[The hallway. Rachel and Ross go out and they just stand there for a few seconds.]
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Rachel: Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!
Rachel: Come on you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. It's okay, I really I don't mind.
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Why.
RACHEL: Daddy.
RACHEL: Well, you're not sixteen, you're both adults now.
RACHEL: Wow you, you. I had no idea.
RACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.
RACHEL: I do.
RACHEL: What?
Rachel: Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.
RACHEL: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
RACHEL: Yeah, like a chimney.
Rachel: (moves the stool out of the way) Yeah! Ohh, Ive been waitin so long to get on that body!
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
Rachel: Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
[Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking.]
Rachel: What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet. I think Im falling in love with you all over again.
RACHEL: Ok.
RACHEL: Oh ok.
MRS. GREENE: I think I saw Rachel out in the hall.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters.]
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Rachel: No, I think that was the whole all.
RACHEL: Well I've had it.
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon, please! Don't make this harder than it already is!
Rachel: Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
Rachel: Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!
Prospective nanny: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is recovering from the shock.]
Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
RACHEL: On someone's lips? Where'd you get the hickey?
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date.
RACHEL: Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.
MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.
RACHEL: Oh, stop that, stop that right now.
(Rachel comes out.)
Rachel: Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.
Rachel: No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I cant! I cant do it! (Starts to freak out.) Its just gonna freak me out!!!
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
RACHEL: Oh, this lipstick looks just great on you.
Rachel: Taurus?
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
[Ross and Rachel leave.]
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
RACHEL: OK, that's dead right?
RACHEL: It was nice to meet you.
RACHEL: Ok.
RACHEL: Oh yeah.
RACHEL: Here are your cakes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is talking to a customer.]
RACHEL: I'll say.
Rachel: Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
RACHEL: Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
RACHEL: Yeah, right.
Rachel: Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
RACHEL: Nooo!
RACHEL: Wow! What's that like?
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Rachel: Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.
RACHEL: Hey!
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
(Rachel, Ross, and Monica exit)
RACHEL: You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!
RACHEL: Hi.
Chandler: Lets. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
RACHEL: Thank you, Okay, Okay.
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
RACHEL: God I know, you're right.
Rachel: Alright, enough, enough, come on. Let's just all go in at the same time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachels, who is now showing, stomach.]
RACHEL: I know.
RACHEL: Oh, hi!
RACHEL: What?!
RACHEL: Insane!
[Later, Ross and Rachel are sitting in the kitchen.]