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Rachel: (gets up from the sofa and moves to the kitchen but Joey blocks her way) Oh, sorry... Oops, sorry.
Joey: (lifts Rachel up and moves her behind him so she can walk on) Hey, here you go.
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Rachel: No reason.
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah
Rachel: (with high pitched voice) Nobody, forget it!
(Monica points at Joey, Rachel turns and sees him)
Rachel: (giggling and whispering) Maybe.
Rachel: (whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Rachel: Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.
Rachel: I know them from work.
Rachel: No, one of them...
Rachel: I don't know, what were the names I just said?
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
(Rachel enters the room and checks the answering machine)
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... (she plays the answering machine)
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Rachel: And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
Rachel: You do that every year??
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Rachel: And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
Rachel: OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?
Rachel: Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?
Rachel: Well, then so you just invite me...!
Rachel: Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Rachel: ... Ok, who is this?
Ross: I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue.
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Monica: Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Rachel: What? Yes, I am!
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
Rachel: Ok professor or detective?
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
Rachel: Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.
Matthew Ashford: It was nice to meet you Rachel.
Rachel: Nice to meet you.
Rachel: Ok
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!
Rachel: I always loved that!!
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Phoebe: (still laughing) No. (points to Rachel who stuck two straws in her mouth to look like a mammoth's tusks)
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Joey: (To Rachel) What have you got there?
Rachel: (drunken voice) I think I am.
(Rachel is puzzled)
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Rachel: (surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?
Rachel: Oh! Screw it, I didn't get it! (they high-five)
Rachel: Oh, Very funny... Joey.
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
(Rachel approaches Monica)
Rachel: (to Monica) Hey!
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: Please, what about you and Chandler?
Rachel: Well hello (points to herself)!
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Rachel: No.
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Ross: (to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Rachel: Oh! That's great!
Rachel: So hi!
Rachel: So you eh, you talked to Joey?
Rachel: Really? Excited?
(Ross walks to the back of the plane, where Rachel is.)
Rachel: Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
(Chandler looks dejected. Rachel picks up another gift.)
Rachel: Okay, uhm... alright, here's the deal.
Rachel: What? What is it?
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
[Scene: In the store. Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms]
Rachel: Because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo?
Rachel: Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.
Rachel: Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time.
(Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.)
Rachel: Hi!
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Rachel: Seriously, good night!
Rachel: Shhh.
Rachel: We weren't doing anything!
Rachel: Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Joey and Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: No, no, no!
(Rachel looks at him.)
Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Rachel: Can I ask you a question?
Rachel: Calm ourselves?
Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Rachel: Feel me up?
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Oh, you bet.
Rachel: Okay, well, we brought you some wine.
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.
Rachel: No awareness.
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Rachel: Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.
Rachel: (speaking to herself and reading Cosmopolitan) Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
RACHEL: I didn't know you guys hung out.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Rachel: Ooy.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem okay.
Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
Phoebe: Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Rachel: You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Rachel: I don't really care about the Knicks.
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Rachel: Uh-oh.
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Phoebe: Rachel? Patrick is really rich. (To Patrick) Give her some money.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby�s sock is on the ground.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
Rachel: So.
Rachel: Ok, so sorry.
Joey and Rachel: Okay
(Joey and Rachel start kissing)
RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel and Joey: Okay.
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Well this is romantic!
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Rachel: Joey! (she walks away; Joey goes after her teasing and tickling her)
Rachel: (laughing) oooh! Oh oh!
Rachel: Ok, careful, ok. (Emma giggles) Oh, she’s smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey!
Rachel: Hey! Got champagne?
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Rachel: What is the matter with us?
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
(Rachel and Joey are still looking at Chandler, slowly letting his words get to them)
Rachel: Right, totally.
Rachel: Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Aah... I bet you're right.