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[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there (points) and pretend youre a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
Rachel: Isnt that a kind of sushi?
Rachel: Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
(Rachel calmly wipes the spittle off her face.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Ooh! Yknow what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour.
Rachel: Well, Valentines Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldnt get her a calendar!
Rachel: Aw, I love that.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Okay-okay-okay! So, making things. That sounds like so much fun.
Rachel: Hey, wait a minute! That is my sock!
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monicas side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells ]
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Rachel: All right, so we werent prepared!
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Phoebe and Rachel: DANGER!!!!!
Rachel: Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing.)
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are returning.]
Rachel: Yep!
Rachel: Oh, of course!
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
[Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.]
Rachel: Say it!
Rachel: Say it!
(Rachel yanks on his legs again and he groans in pain.)
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk, Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
Rachel: I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)
Phoebe: (stopping her) No Rachel! They got here first!
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
(Ross starts to scream and run away. He stops in front of the window of Central Perk to check the pursuit and notices Phoebe and Rachel inside looking at him. He mouths, "What?" Then realizes that the women he attacked are closing in so he screams and runs away.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Rachel: Ok
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Rachel: Nice to meet you.
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]
Rachel: I always loved that!!
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
Joey: (To Rachel) What have you got there?
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Rachel: (drunken voice) I think I am.
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
(Rachel is puzzled)
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Rachel: Oh, Very funny... Joey.
Rachel: (surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
(Rachel approaches Monica)
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Rachel: (to Monica) Hey!
Rachel: Please, what about you and Chandler?
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Rachel: No.
Joey: Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.
Rachel: Well hello (points to herself)!
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Rachel: (looking at her watch) Oh my God, I gotta go to work!
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break.]
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Rachel: Oh... (opens it)... (sees it is a pin) Oh my God. He remembered.
Rachel: Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!
Rachel: All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...
Rachel: Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.
[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Well, I would like to have the option!!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!
Rachel: I promise.
Rachel: But I am going hunting!!
Chandler: Oh, yeah! RACHEL TALKS TOO!
Rachel: Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.
(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)
Rachel: Ok
Rachel: (to the receptionist) Hi there!
[Scene: SPA massage center, Rachel enters]
Rachel: She dropped off a casserole?
Rachel: All right, I trust you. (Continues to dial)
Joey: Hey, dont start judging me! (To Rachel) Huh? Youre the one whos in love with her assistant! (To Phoebe) Huh? And you, youre the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!
Ross: Rachel, Ive seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
Rachel: Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Rachel: Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under Rosss coat.
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Rachel: Oh... what an interesting name.
Rachel: Damn! I wish I knew if that was right!
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Rachel: Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...
Rachel: So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm here. (Hands him one.)
Rachel: (now lifts her head) Phoebe!!
Rachel: And... taped back together.
Rachel: How could you not tell me you worked here?
Rachel: Oh! Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?
Rachel: Good for you Pheebs!
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Rachel: (moves away again) I-I-I-Im just Im just a good kisser!
Phoebe: Dont be so negative! Good God! Isnt it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachels apartment) right now?!
Rachel: I am so on board! (She throws away her recently lit cigarette.)
Rachel: Yeah...
Rachel: Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.
Rachel: Oh, well...
Rachel: Ok, uh-uh... Let's-Let's shop!!
Rachel: (hiding herself behind the magazine and whispering) Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!
Rachel: Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Rachel: I'm there!
Rachel: Bye, see ya. (she goes)
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.