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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: What?
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
(Rachel starts to laugh, and Ross notices her.)
Rachel: Im gonna get back to retraining. (gets up)
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Rachel: (sitting down next to Chandler) Im training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.
Rachel: Well, yeah! Im still pursuing that.
Rachel: Well, Im also sending out.... good thoughts.
Rachel: The fear?
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Rachel: I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Cant I just look at the handles on them?
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Rachel: (entering) Okay, stop what youre doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Rachel: You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey.
Rachel: Thanks.
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Rachel: Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs.]
(They start to go into Monica and Rachels, their apartment is filled with all of the old Christmas trees from Joeys work.)
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Rachel: (hanging up the phone) I got the job!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
[Scene: Rachels new job, Rachels boss is telling her what to do.]
Rachels Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, cause this parts tricky, see some people use filters just once.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Rachel: Me too.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
Rachel: (excited) Are you serious?
Rachel: Yeah, that was an awesome day!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Rachel: Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)
Rachel: (watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
[Scene: The Hospital, Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed. Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on.]
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Rachel: Hi!
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Rachel: Kiss me.
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Rachel: Olivia.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]
Rachel: Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Rachel: You took the same class twice.
Rachel and Monica: Hi.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Rachel: Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: uh-huh
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Rachel: Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.
Rachel: What...that scene I saw was so good!
Rachel: So?
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Rachel: (to herself) Wow...definitely just Drake...
Rachel: It just might be too hard, given the history and all that
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Rachel: (Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person?
Rachel: Yeah well, Im-Im a slut.
Rachel: So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Im-Im sorry, I just thought that
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah
Rachel: Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!
Rachel: No reason.
Rachel: No, one of them...
Chandler: (to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)
Rachel: (giggling and whispering) Maybe.
Rachel: I know them from work.
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Rachel: I don't know, what were the names I just said?
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... (she plays the answering machine)
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Rachel: You do that every year??
Rachel: Well, then so you just invite me...!
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess.]
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Rachel: ... Ok, who is this?
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Rachel: What? Yes, I am!
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Rachel: Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Rachel: Ok
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Rachel: Nice to meet you.
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]
Rachel: I always loved that!!
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
Joey: (To Rachel) What have you got there?
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Rachel: (drunken voice) I think I am.
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
(Rachel is puzzled)
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Rachel: Oh, Very funny... Joey.