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[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
Rachel: Joey.
(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open.)
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Ross: Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
Rachel: Hey you.
Ross: Youre weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.
Rachel: Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: I know, I still need to talk to you.
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window.]
Phoebe: (taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Joey: No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!
Joey: It wasnt my ring! It fell out of Rosss jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!
Chandler: If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!
Ross: I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Rachel: Well did you know he was gonna ask me?
Rachel: And you really think this is a good idea?
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Rachel: Really?! Even Ross?
Rachel: I guess so.
Rachel: I cant say that Im surprised.
[Scene: Rachels Room, she is taking the ring out of Rosss jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I its beautiful I love it!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Rachel: Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Rachel: Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?
Rachel: Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!
Phoebe: No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
Ross: (pause) I am a doctor! Yknow what? Im just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
Ross: Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe kinda wanted ah start things up again.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something.
Rachel: Joey asked me marry him.
Rachel: Joey proposed to me.
Rachel: Well, I-I said yes.
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)
Rachel: I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.
Rachel: Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean whatever.
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
Chandler: You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?
Chandler: Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Surprised?
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: You didnt propose to me. Joey did.
Rachel: Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.
Rachel: Yes you did!
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes, you did! And dont you say, "No, I didnt!"
Rachel: He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
Rachel: Yeah, what did happen?
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!
Rachel: Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Shes doing it Look, shes breast-feeding look!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh wow, this feels weird.
Rachel: Wonderful weird.
Rachel: Honey dont worry, it was my mistake.
Rachel: Shes perfect.
Rachel: We really are.
Rachel: I know. I know. Ive feeling
Rachel: Yeah. (Laughs nervously)
Rachel: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: Wh-whats that?
Rachel: Im sorry, what?
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Rachel: Me too.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
Rachel: (excited) Are you serious?
Rachel: Yeah, that was an awesome day!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Rachel: Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)
Rachel: (watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
[Scene: The Hospital, Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed. Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on.]
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Rachel: Hi!
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Rachel: Kiss me.
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Rachel: Olivia.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]
Rachel: Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Rachel: You took the same class twice.
Rachel and Monica: Hi.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Rachel: Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: uh-huh
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Rachel: Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.
Rachel: What...that scene I saw was so good!
Rachel: So?
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Rachel: (to herself) Wow...definitely just Drake...
Rachel: It just might be too hard, given the history and all that
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Rachel: (Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person?
Rachel: Yeah well, Im-Im a slut.
Rachel: So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Im-Im sorry, I just thought that
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah
Rachel: Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!
Rachel: No reason.
Rachel: No, one of them...
Chandler: (to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)
Rachel: (giggling and whispering) Maybe.
Rachel: I know them from work.
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Rachel: I don't know, what were the names I just said?
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... (she plays the answering machine)
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Rachel: You do that every year??
Rachel: Well, then so you just invite me...!
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess.]
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Rachel: ... Ok, who is this?
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Rachel: What? Yes, I am!
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Rachel: Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Rachel: Ok
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Rachel: Nice to meet you.
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]
Rachel: I always loved that!!
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
Joey: (To Rachel) What have you got there?
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Rachel: (drunken voice) I think I am.
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
(Rachel is puzzled)
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Rachel: Oh, Very funny... Joey.