words in movies
RACH: So, how was the party?
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
RACH: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.
RACH: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.
RACH: Together?
RACH: Both of you?
RACH: Together.
RACH: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
RACH: Oh, right, clink. [downs her glass]
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
RACH: I mean he just started going out with her.
RACH: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. OK, Michael, let's talk about you.
RACH: OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
RACH: [obviously drunk] I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruitflies, those things that live for like a day or something? [belligerently] What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?
RACH: Yes! Thank you.
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
RACH: Hello, excuse me.
RACH: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
RACH: I can see that. I... just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. [man is still reluctant] OK, you're bein' a little weird about your phone.
RACH: Thank you. OK. [dials] [to Michael] Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
RACH: Ohhhhhhhh God. [climbs off his back]
RACH: Ohh, ohh.
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
RACH: Ohh, OK, OK, OK, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
RACH: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
RACH: Chandler told me.
RACH: When you were in China.
RACH: Meeting Julie.
RACH: Are you over me?
RACH: Wait, so, you're going?
RACH: OK, OK.
RACH: Hi.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RACH: Alright, I got it Ross.
RACH: [hurt] What?
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
RACH: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
RACH: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
RACH: Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
Joey: Thats great. Thanks Rach.
Ross: (entering) Rach? Hi!
RACH: Oh God, even his knock is boring.
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
RACH: What, isn't he sober?
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Joey: Hey Rach!
Joey: Hey Rach.
Ross: Rach!
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Joey: Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Phoebe: Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look like the Princess Leia 'do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.
Phoebe: Yknow Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monicas made of honor.
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Joey: Hey Rach?
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!
All: Rach! Come on! Rach!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Phoebe: Rach?
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Joey: Hey Rach. (Stares at her.)
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Monica: Rach, hes a friend of ours.
Danny: Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
Ross: Rach, hes not an ex-con.
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
RACH: Let me get my coat.
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Monica: Go ahead Rach.
Tag: Hey Rach.
Joey: Uh Rach, if youre gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Joey: Rach look, I really dont think thats such a great
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Ross: Rach? You wanna come?
Joey: Rach?
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Joey: Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Joey: Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Phoebe: Oh! Hey, Rach!
Monica: Oh Rach!
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Ross: Uh Rach?
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
RACH: Hi Russ, I've just got two more tables to clean and then we'll go, OK?
Ross: Rach?
Ross: Uh Rach
Ross: Rach, we gotta go.
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Ross: What, Rach?
Joey: It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.
Monica: Umm, she Rach, not it, she.
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Joey: (entering) Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?
Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, youre such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)