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Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: Hi!
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Pete: What, look back?
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Pete: Uh-oh.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...