words in movies
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
Pete: Hi!
Monica: Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: All right.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: What?
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: What?
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, hes just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...
Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
Pete: Well Im not gonna stop until Im the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Pete: Why not?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Pete: Okay, I love you.
Pete: What, look back?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]