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[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, hes just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: Well Im not gonna stop until Im the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Pete: Hi!
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: What, look back?
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Uh-oh.
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]