words in movies
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: No.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)